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I Just Wanted To Pee….And Quite Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now

getbizzychrizzy:

So my girlfriend officialasshole gets home from work after a MARATHON shift of 8 hours and I hear her coming up the stairs. ALL OF THE SUDDEN my bladder tells me “get your ass up nigga we gotta do the thing” so I get up as soon as she gets in the room. I don’t say anything because I just wanted to pee lol 

She looks at me rushing the bathroom and this is how the conversation goes:

Janai: “…..what’s wrong with you?”

Me: *waits for a second because I don’t know what I did to make it seem like something was wrong* “Uh nothing….?”

Janai: “Yo ass is lying……” *looks at me with piercing soul stealing eyes*

Me: image

*proceeds to pee but contemplates if something is really wrong with me*

Maybe she sensed that I was hungry……? Or bored? Idk but it was a very life reflecting pee :/

Update: She didn’t think the story was funny or give me any indication of why she thought I was upset…….also I cant kiss her

I Just Wanted To Pee….And Quite Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now

So my girlfriend officialasshole gets home from work after a MARATHON shift of 8 hours and I hear her coming up the stairs. ALL OF THE SUDDEN my bladder tells me “get your ass up nigga we gotta do the thing” so I get up as soon as she gets in the room. I don’t say anything because I just wanted to pee lol 

She looks at me rushing the bathroom and this is how the conversation goes:

Janai: “…..what’s wrong with you?”

Me: *waits for a second because I don’t know what I did to make it seem like something was wrong* “Uh nothing….?”

Janai: “Yo ass is lying……” *looks at me with piercing soul stealing eyes*

Me: 

*proceeds to pee but contemplates if something is really wrong with me*

Maybe she sensed that I was hungry……? Or bored? Idk but it was a very life reflecting pee :/

tsunamiwavesurfing:

when she think you gon nut quick but you beat your meat and drank liquor before she got there

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